Trigger Abuse


It's illegal to try to trip someone's triggers in an effort to draw them out of idling.
Yes, it's also illegal for them to bot. If you think they're botting, tell an imm, don't abuse their triggers in an effort
to be Sherlock Holmes.

Consider this a friendly reminder on the topic. Expect to die horribly if it the subject comes up again anytime soon.

Sune the Mean



The Graveyard has had a SLEW of area flags toggled. Freepk, double some stuff, half others, etc
As you all know Im kinda in and out because of work.
In one weeks time I will check back in to see who has the most kills, most deaths, etc
AND!!!!! I will reward some people based on these quantities!
IF the mud crahses between now and then, SOMEONE find me on FB or hangouts. MANY
people know how to get ahold of me and I will reset the area ( or direct someone on
on how to do so). Have fun and KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!

Continuing IQ Events: Umber Warrens (update)


(Found carved on a large section of human skin.)

Greetings Surface-Crawling Meatbags.

Some minor changes to the Umber Warrens mini-IQ area:

1. Every pfile can enter the Warrens once in a 12 hour period.

That means yes, you can go through the Warrens, then log an alt
and head right back in if you want.

2. Every pfile now has 40 minutes of time in the Warrens per entry.

May you all Die in Horrible Lingering Pain,

- Torog, The King Who Crawls


Missing but not gone


Yes Ive been mostly MIA for the last bit. This is due to work related stuff.
Enjoy some double EXP in all areas as well as something else im sure you will
figure out in short order once you get into it.

It will be on until I remember I put it on, or the mud crashes, whichever comes first.

Have fun and be good til Im back to slap you all with the biggest dildo I can create.




In order to promote PK a bit, hogan can now replenish mana.

This is temporary, I remember people having some fun with this before.

Continuing IQ Events: Umber Warrens


Hello everyone!

August 29th an IQ was held that allowed access to a new mini-IQ area
I'm calling the 'Umber Warrens'. All players will have 30 minutes of
access to the area each day, as my own schedule allows.

Why only 30 minutes? And why not just link the area? The mobs within
drop AP at a decent rate, and some items that can be traded within
the IQ map for an interesting item.

Bouncing Baby Boy


After all the results were tallied, I will now reveal the size of my grandbaby!

Lukas was born at 7 pounds 2 ounces, and was 19 inches long!

Both Startigress and Iellwin guessed the length exactly right!
Startigress was closest on the weight with a guess of 7 pounds 6 ounces.

I'll distribute their prizes and consolation prizes to everyone who participated as I see folks!

Thanks for all the congrats and well-wishing! Maybe we'll see Lukas here on Waterdeep in a few years!

Sune the Old